YAZ = Birth Control?

Umm...there's a birth control pill named after one of the greatest Red Sox ever?

Shouldn't any pill named YAZ give you a 72-hour stiffy or help get women pregnant with a single glance or help you grow a temporary 2nd dick in case tonight's the night you get that long-coveted threesome?  But birth control?  F U pharmaceutical world!  Name it SCHIRALDI or BOGGS or SAMBITO or someone else just not so historicallly awesome.  Someone NOT named Yaz, for chrissakes!

One sweet southpaw swing from Yaz and women within miles would find themselves...NOT pregnant.  WTF?