Fitzy Invades The Red Sox Announcers’ Booth

Little did I know Remy and Orsillo were getting the answers fed to them through their headphones. What is this, Quiz Show?

SOXYCONTIN

Introducing Soxycontin- the newest prescription drug designed especially for Red Sox fans suffering from depression, anxiety, and insomnia directly related to the recent performance of the 2009 Boston Red Sox.

Fitzy’s Hosting A Game Show? On TV?!

Et Tu, Big Papi?

If Papi did it then anyone can be guilty.

If you’ll excuse me I have to get back to being sad now.

Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah Soxcast 07-28-2009

Mind you this was put together JUST before the Sox shit the bed against the A’s on Tuesday the 28th.  Otherwise we might have had a different webcast.  One WAY more NSFW than this one.  Still I stand by my thoughts here...mostly.



Back to drinking beer and chewing Rolaids and wondering if the Sox can get outta this semi-tailspin.  BALLS!

Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah Video Update Thing 07-13-2009

Yeah, I know I’ve been posting vids with the irregularity of grandpa’s bowl symphonies, and the tech quality is in the neighborhood of a radio distress signal from the future, but hey - it’s all about heart, right?  RIGHT, PEE-WEE?

Little bit of the NSFW, but you come here knowing and expecting that.

Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah “1/3rd of the Way Here’s What I Say” Red Sox Recapulation

Hey, opinions are like a-holes; everyone’s got one, right?  Well, here are some opinions from an a-hole who loves his team.  In colorful NSFW terms, of course.

Fitzy - Jim Rice - NESN - Red Sox Pregame - It Happened

Last Saturday night - June 6, 2009 - definitely going down as one of my favorites to date.



And to think - I got to go to the game and watch Jaw-nee Les-tah deal that complete game gem?  That was the definition of fahkin’ sweet!

Anyway - we got us some Sox vs Skanks this week.  The rivalry’s renewed!  Game back on!  More sports and pop-culture cliches for the bluster and hype that comes before a Sox/Skanks series!  I’m pumped - might even get to go to a game if the weather gods don’t ruin the fun.  We’ll see.  One thing I know we will see is a much better Skanks team, one that’s 20-8 since StrayRoid came back to the lineup.  They’re mashing.  They’re pitching better.  They’re playing clutch when it counts.  They’re firing on a lot of cylinders.  And they’re still the team I hate most on Earth and can’t wait for the Sox to beat.  Lord willing - OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

And then there’s the mater of A-Roid’s first at-bat back at the Fens since, well, um...



I’m smiling on the outside, but I’ll be crying on the inside after the Fenway Boobirds have their way with me this week.  Why they make me so sad?  They so mean to me!  What I ever do to them?

New Sox webcast should be up Wednesday, and it’s a gem.  Until then, and forever and a day after that...



PS - Here’s a gem from ABC News Charles Gibson about Fenway that just gives you that, you know, Fenway feeling.  Cheers and Beers, Charlie.

Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah Video Update Thing - 06/03/2009

The first of many, peoples.  The first of many.



Looks like it’s gonna be a GFY summer.

Fitzy Goes To The 2009 NFL Draft!