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Season 2 of “Pocket Money” Premieres Friday September 3rd on NESN…and Other Shit

Posted by Fitzy on 09/01/10 at 09:03 AM • Comments (0) • Permalink
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Dear Viewers, Fans, Friends, Enemies, Assclowns and Other Sportsfans,

These days it’s all about transparency in America, right? After Season 1 of “Pocket Money” you watched and then you made your peace. You spoke your words. You shared your opinions. And that’s why NESN brought me, the only guy who can look like more of a boob than the contestants who whiff on the first question, back, and with more money (but don’t worry, the Nitwit Factor is set to 11 this season.) And we’re back JUST in time for the Red Sox to pretty much be out of it. HOORAY!

So make sure to tune in this Friday, September 3rd for the Season 2 premiere of “Pocket Money” on NESN. We’re on Fridays @ 5pm, part of the NESN “Made in New England” block of programming (sandwiched between “Shining City” and “After The Game”, John Henry’s wife’s “Cribs” of New England sportspeoples), and then again after the Sox game and NESN Daily...somewhere around midnight. What’s the deal with air times in Rocktober? You got me. In the meanwhile, here’s a show open from Season 1 that I think worked out pretty well, one that we got naturally with no “TV tinkering”, believe it or not.

Some Other Things ‘n Stuff ‘n Shit - For those of you as bummed as I am that Leigh Bodden is out for the season (HUGE unexpected dickpunch, which is the worst kind, not that there’s such a thing as a “good dickpunch”, per se), here’s as good a 2010 Patriots season preview as you’re going to read. I can get behind anything that touts “The Tom Brady Factor” as a reason for success.

And I know some of you freaks out there who check in on the Townie from time to time are not necessarily Boston/New England sports fans, but can rally behind our cause of being ballbusters and dicks to our mutual sorts enemies. And occasionally you like to pick up a little non-league sanctioned merch to express yourself. One spot I’d like to recommend is PhillyPhaithful.com. You don’t have to be from Philthy to appreciate the merch and sportswear they make (they made that awesome Plaxico shirt I blogged about a while back). Here’s a new fave of mine, which I definitely believe I’ll be sportin’ on Celtics off-nights in the coming 2010-11 season.

I hope this shirt never loses it’s relevance.

Fitzy’s Totally Unbiased Double Hard Knocks Review (Eps 2 & 3)

Posted by Fitzy on 08/30/10 at 10:14 PM • Comments (0) • Permalink
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Following the nice lil’ shitstorm we whipped up with our Hard Cocks: Episode 1 review, here’s a well-overdue double-episode reviewtacular. Enjoy. Let’s go Pats. And GFY.

And remember folks, this is all, much like the idea of the Jets going to the Super Bowl, a joke.

It May Not Be Boston Sports…

Posted by Fitzy on 08/25/10 at 06:39 PM • Comments (0) • Permalink
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...but this speaks for all men, especially the ones that are awake, alive and give a shit. And it need be said.

If you haven’t seen the “inspiration” then click here.

Fitzy’s “Totally Unbiased” Review of Hard Knocks w/the New York Jets: Episode 1

Posted by Fitzy on 08/11/10 at 11:34 PM • Comments (0) • Permalink
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Each week I’ll be twittering my way through the latest episode of “Hard Knocks with the New York Jets” (@fitzygfy), then providing a detailed, “totally unbiased” review of the episode. Because really, who better to provide commentary and fair-minded insight on the bold, brash and blustery Jets than a mouthy half-drunk New England patriots supahfan, right?