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A Reound-Up of the Tebowl Madness…and Other Shit…

Posted by Fitzy on 12/17/11 at 12:47 PM • Permalink
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I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a reasonably big, well-covered, over-hyped football game being played in Denver tomorrow.  Yes, THE TEBOWL is at hand.  And there’s only been a weeee bit of coverage surrounding it.  Many websites have done their enjoyable Tebowmania round-ups.

Deadspin has had a little fun at his expense.

Barstool brought the Tebowmania noise.

Here’s the best of what we’ve seen...

Saw this on Pats Propaganda; some intrepid artiste at Macleod Cartoons made this beauty, which might be the most honest piece f fan art / humor related to Tebowtime all week.

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How I’ve gone as long as I have without seeing the genius of SAD TOM BRADY is beyond me (props to @eganmike for turning me on to it).  This pic is perfect for this weekend’s affairs.

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So much has been made of “Tebowing” that Pats fans have felt the need to craft a response...and it’s fahkin’ awesome; GRONKING.  Where instead of genuflecting on a knee in prayer you pose as if you’re about to GRONK-SMASH a football spike.  Toucher & Rich had people submit “Gronking” photos, and a lot of them are tremendous.  My personal favorite it this (faux baby violence always kills):

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Then my buddy (and “Pocket Money” editor) Scott Fisher submitted this; apparently his buddies took GRONKING next level, with someone prepped to GRONK right on top of a TEBOW.  These are the kinda people I wanna buy beers for, be friends with (no homo) and am glad In can call fellow Patspeople.

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For lest we forget: GRONKING > TEBOWING

Speaking on New England’s new favoritest sports icon...local cartoonist Chip O’Reilly (great name, right?) dropped this little “carnival Gronk portrait” on my virtual doorstep...

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Then this dude named “Sheep Guy” (don’t ask) whipped this little dandy up.  Which gets me thinking that taking acid while drinking beer and watching highlights of the Pats while at a computer with photoshop might not be such a bad thing...

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3 Treats On A Post-Victory Monday

Posted by Fitzy on 10/17/11 at 02:56 PM • Permalink
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1.) VFW: Vintage Fahkin’ Win for the Pats & TFB yesterday.  A game that left their opponent thinking they should have won, but somehow they didn’t leave with the W.  A stop JUST when the D needed it.  Because they had kinda sorta had been dangerously close to shitting the bed all day, but took advantage of Dallas going conservative at the right time.  And of course a signature Brady 2-minute drill for the win.  Dink ‘n dunkin donuts, right into the endzone to Hernando, who made it rain after the fumble that almost gave me 7 heart attacks.  Clutch D...a TFB the GQB GWD (game-winning drive)...and 1st place headed into the bye.  KEEP CALM AND BRADY ON indeed.

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2.) Check out this badass Pats tat on GFY pal Billy Litke...which I’d call the PIOTY: Patriots Ink Of The Year.

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It’s blazing...kinda like our hurry-up offense (seriously hope a frisky Foxboro female throws him one for this...the kinda guy who gets this kind of tattoo has to know some chicks who’d toss him a bang or a cheap piece because this turns them on, right?) BRAVO, BILLY!  This gladiatorial arm shield brightly-colored permanent man-jewelery is fan-fahkin-tastic.

3.) Check this video out, made by some tremendously funny ladyfriends...how many women do we all know just...like...these?  Too many that I shant count the ways...



Enjoy the bye week, 1st place and all the joys that come with a week off fresh off a big win.  Now we can all rake leaves, pick apples, worry about our Haloween outfits, make more fun of John Lackey or whatever it is that brings us joy this time of year.  I gotta go figure out a way to make some videos.  We’ll talk soon...you go fahk yourself.

GFY Double Bullseye

Posted by Fitzy on 10/16/11 at 07:23 AM • Permalink
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I’m always so freakin’ pumped ‘n jacked like a shirtless Pete Carroll whenever anyone shows off and submits some pics (preferably chicks, dudes acceptable) Townie merch (THE BRADY, GFY shirts & koozies).  But when you humps take it upon yourselves to craft some homemade GFY paraphanalia (suck it, spellcheck!) I am honored.  That’s some next level shit, no matter how phenomenal or fugly it turns out.  And our latest entry, courtesy of GFY-pal Todd Smith, wreaks of all kinds of awesome.

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The Patriots Tailgate GFY Dartwall.  I’d buy the shit out of this.  It’s too beautiful/absurd for words.  A perfectly-painted ginormous Pats logo, atop an electronic dartboard for leisurely tailgating the day away, alongside the triple B (buds, beverages and burgers) before kickoff, placed at regulation height above a gloriously stenciled GFY.  I’m just...touched?  But now in the “inappropriate teddy bear zone” kinda way.  It’s mantastic, and the Patriots should make sure they bring home a BFFW (big fat fahkin’ win) today just so this champion of homemade resourcefulness and tailgating goodness, doesn’t go home a loser.  He’s already a winnah...no, TFB & crew, serve him his chicken dinnah...’cuz this guy’s a winnah.

Bullseye indeed...and if you have any more Townie News merch in action or homemade GFY pics send ‘em in to

And as always...LET’S GO PATS!!!

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