Working on a new video, should be up soon. In the meantime here’s a little gem to tide you over on a Friday - it’s from the sports comedy show in the NYC I dig on, 12 Angry Mascots. Apparently Dice-K, once the Sox got knocked out of the playoffs, stopped by their show and tried his hand at a new profession. I think he might have a bright future outside of Gyroballing (and Gyro eating) for the Sox.
Here’s this week’s interview with The Bax and O’Brien Show on Rock 102 FM where we discover the best way for a Sox fan to get over the Yanks’ winning #27 is to make fun of everyone, scream and yell about everything, and then turn your attention to the Pats.
Quick question: is it me or does this picture of TFB from Saturday’s Boston Gobe look like the cover to an album he released in the 1970’s?
Tom Brady: I Light Up Your Life, And Your Secondary
Our guy who does NFL picks on the site, The Flood (yes, it is actually somebody else and not me) is out this week, so here’s my actual half-ass picks for Sunday for all of you looking for one last idiot’s opinion before you wager your savings or make your suicide/elimination pool picks (I dunno the latest spreads but I bet I pick over .500 - if I don’t, and you come to the Fundraiser I’m hosting in Milford next Friday and tell me I didn’t and that I cost you then I’ll buy your beers):
The Real Hosuewives of Hotlanta over Racist Name for Native Americans In Our Nation’s Capitol
Formerly Chicago now in Arizona Cardinals over Dr. Diabetes and his Huggy Bears
The Ochocinqo News Networkers over Flacco Industries and the Ray-Ray Stabbers
Houston over Seyton Manning and his Midwestern Hell Minions, OUTRIGHT
PATS!!!
Go Pack Go over The Succaneers
The Finally LJ-less KC Masterpiece over The We’ll Be In LA Before 2014 Jaguars
The Unbeaten Until Monday November 30th Taints over Captain INT and his Silver and Turquoise Cats
Seahawks over The Lions in the Must TiVo Game of the Week!!!
Mike Singletary’s Pants over Jeff Fisher’s Mustache
The Guy Who Ended Up in San Diego over The Turd Who Refused To Play in San Diego
Philly over Dallas
And the P over D party rocks on with Pitt over Denver
Let’s Go Pats! GFY everyone else!!!
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My weekly radio interview, the latest installment of WGFY, with The Bax and O’Brien Show from Rock 102 FM, which now stands for Fitzy Magnificence , can be found RIGHT HERE. Yeah, click on that sweet link. You know you wanna get some of that hot link. ESPECIALLY if you’d like some semi-racist half-ass jokes about this week’s upcoming Pats game in London.
You’re listening to WGFY - Go FAHK Yourself Radio. At the tone the time will be Eatabagofdicks.
We’re all officially temporary Phillies fans now, right?
Anyone gonna be in the NYC area, wanna meet up, have a beer, say hi, GFY, when The Sports Guy stops by Professor Thom’s to do a book signing? Drop a line - we’ll have a beer for every episode of “Pocket Money” Dan Shaughnessy TiVo’d (so yeah, we’re getting drunk.)
I got Pats 34, Tampa 17 Sunday. You?
A gem for the road; it’s the black and white silent film version of ”The Drunkest Guy Ever”, quite possibly one of my 10 favorite web videos ever. This is PFB: Pretty Fahkin’ Brilliant.
I made my usual appearance on The Bax and O’Brien show, Rock 102 FM, Thursday morning, October 8th. Things were going fine - we talked some ball, previewed the playoffs, made fun at the expense of professional athletes who are way more successful than me and could kick my ass. Then things just got...ridiculous. And alotta early morning laughs, from outta the blue, with nothing to do with baseball, were had. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF HERE.
Much like gong to the DQ, it’s worth the trip. Or listen. Promise.
Forgot to post this last week - had a kickass interview with Bax and O’Brien on Rock 102 FM on Thursday July 23rd. You can listen HERE. We bullshitted about this and that, bemoaned the Sox offensive woes and such, then brought it home with some taboo Erin Andrews peephole talk, making for a fine 12 minutes of manchildness.
GFYI - Starting next Thursday, August 6th, I’ll be on Bax and O’Brien every Thursday at 8am, talking Sox as we get into pennant run madness, doing some “Pocket Money” promoting (of course, or “natch” as you LOLkids say), and getting into the thick of the Pats season. Which I obviously can’t wait for like a fat kid being promised a 30 second swim in a Coleco pool filled with soft serve ice cream.
No, I can’t believe I’m a Celtic either/neither! And for the last time, Fitzy, I don’t know what’s wqrong with the Red Sox bullpen either/neither! Now where’s Boston’s good steak, bubbly and titty at?
Alotta shit, I mean A LOT OF SHIT has gone on this week, and I’ve been such an irresponsible blogger/vlogger/writer/contributor to the Earth mess of late that I’m even too lazy to properly itemize it all. As if that matters. So here’s the yer old pal Fitzy’s superlazy kinda “cleaning out the desk if I actually had a desk” kinda bloggage. Sorta like vomiting a bunch of thoughts onto the screen and sharing them - hey, why not mix ‘n match, pick your favorite items and enjoy. And THEN Go Fahk Yourself!
In terms of dropping LossWash videos on this site (one of 19 things people can feel free to criticize me for not doing enough of lately), here’s one that’s so stupid and yet thoroughly entertaining it makes up for a least a few (more on the Sox losses that supposedly prompt said LossWash viudeos in a second) - it’s from the fantabulous blog, everythingisterrible.com
Speaking of Everything Is Terrible, what the fahk is the problem with the Sox bullpen of late? They’re not gonna be super automatic every time out, and people have to give up runs every now and again, but it seems like it’s become a case of either one guy give up runs so 1-2 other bullshitpenners will follow suit, or everybody locks their shit down. Right? That’s great that everyone in the Sox ‘pen has a Backdraft kinda :"one goes we all go” mentality, but I was WAY more into the “let’s all not give up any runs tonight” thing than I am into this “Well Masterson ate some nut so I guess Saito better touch the junk and then maybe Ram-Ram will nibble a little D too.” Uh-uh, no fahkin’ thanks! We don’t need any more stumblin’ and bumblin’ heading into the All Star Break, what with the Skanks surging and Tampax Bay figuring their shit out too.
Masterson’s bald head reminds me of what he’s been pitching like of late; a huge dick!
One man buys one of these, EVERY dudefriend comes over and never leaves. The one person that does? His wife. Well, you can’t win a war without some casualties and/or collateral damage.
Hey, this has nothing to do with nothing (at least here usually), but just a moment to send some Cheers and Beers abroad to our president, who, aside from his occasional outside the Oval office smokes, proves he is all-too human. Hey, what happens in France...
Yes, things are tres jolie en Francais!
TIM WAKEFIELD IS A MUTHAFAHKIN’ ALL STAH!!!
Goddamn right I’m a muthafahkin’ All Stah!!!
I read on my fantasy sports homepage the question, “Do you think Tom Brady’s return makes him a fantasy top pick again?”, the answer to which comes at the end of this clip, one of my favorite movie lines ever.
Is Tom Brady still a fantasy top pick? Same answer as in Winston Zedmore’s statement, bitches!
Let’s go Sox!
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Have a good weekend, peoples. New videos before the ll Star break. Now TGFYIF!
1.) Dice-K: Really on a Nori roll this season, pal. Hope the WBC: World Butthole Classic was worth it because the ghost of Tomo Ohka called and said on his worst days he could pitch better than you so far this season. That movie “Year One” wasn’t as bad as your 2009 effort to date. The people of Iran are threatening revolution if they have to sit through one more of your shitty starts. Enough is enough - get it together or get out of Smoltzy and Buccholz’s way!
Whoa whoa! Even I might not start me anytime soon ‘cuz I am sucking from Tokyo to Truro right now.
2.) I stopped by the Karlson and McKenzie show on June 16th to talk some shop, Sox and such. Then we did this 10 Questions thing. It was pretty fun. They’re a good bunch of humps. Click HERE to watch the vid, kids.
Yes, I asked her to prom. No, I haven’t gotten a response yet.
5.) + 6.) These two videos from “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”. Because I’m not sure there’s anything funnier than making fun of Twitter (useful as it may be), and there might not be a funnier bit on TV right now.
7.) This is undoubtedly the coolest Boston sports picture/drawing/cartoon/image/whatever going around now. It’s from the guys at The Boston Sports Company, who make great stuff, shirts and the like. You can click HERE to download the pic (makes a sweetass screensaver or desktop), or buy the print. I have one. The sports manchild is proud.
8.) Looking for a kickass Father’s Day gift? Look no further than TAILGATE TOSS. Like Dad would like anything more than an awesome game he can play when knocking them back at a Pats tailgate, in the backyard, when playing hooky from work and/or his chores, your mom...
Your dad LOVES to put the bag in the hole, right?
9.) Hey Paps - love you and all, definitely letting the fact that you’re putting WAY too many guys on base this season slide. But while you’re wearing the Red Sox let’s just go ahead and shaddup about Skanks play and and the like, alright?
10.) We’re done shooting “Pocket Money”. Now the editing game. And the wait for the August 24th premiere on NESN. Good times, can’t wait.
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