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Varitek Stole the Ball!

Posted by Fitzy on 05/11/10 at 10:11 PM • Comments (3) • Permalink
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Hey Mayuh Menino, you forgot to mention Sammy Souser and Mike McGwire!



After Boston Sports Triple Dick Punch Friday…

Posted by Fitzy on 05/08/10 at 08:34 AM • Comments (4) • Permalink
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Dr. Fitzy prescribes that you enjoy copious amounts of misery beer in one of these.

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Maybe the Sawx will get rained out today, proving that He/She is a benevolent and merciful God.

If anyone’s interested in watching some consolation recappery on this Shithole Saturday here’s @tuukkatime40’s Beez action.



Sweep the Leg, Beez!

Posted by Fitzy on 05/06/10 at 08:28 AM • Comments (1) • Permalink
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Seriously, before someone else valuable gets knocked out in Game 5.



And hey, Sawx, what bettah way to roll into the Skanks weekend series than on the heels of a sweepy finish to the Halo series.  Rally time, you humps!

Also - don’t forget to check us out shooting POCKET MONEY, giving away piles of Uncle NESN’s cash, around Fanuel Hall Friday the 7th from 10a-2p, then outside Fenway from 4-730p.  What better way to honor your mom than by getting on TV, trying to win money for flowers and brunch, then making an ass of yourself?

And the laugh of the week comes from, who else, JETS FANS! The greatest source of laughter this Earth has provided us since the banana peel.

GFYI: Weds, May 5, 2010

Posted by Fitzy on 05/05/10 at 08:25 AM • Comments (0) • Permalink
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Ian from SoxandDawgs called today “Cinqo de Nomar”, it being Nomar Appreciation Night and all.  Solid.  I am only happy as Hades to put on my Revisionist Historian Glasses, pretend Nomar ended his Sawx days happily and tip my cap, and beer, to him tonight.  Always gonna have a place in my sportsheart for Nomah.  Dood...it’s Nomah!

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The dudes over at iBlackedout.com pointed this Bruins advertising gem out.  With the whole of my drunken parody of a human self I LIKE.  Not a big enough LIKE button for this.  Seriously, diehard fans can’t keep wondering why so many humps are bandwagon hopping on the Beez Black n Gold Thundertrain.

If you want to be on season 2 of POCKET MONEY (and win a lot more nice paper, seeing as we’re playing for $80 this season, not just $35) then bring your smartass self and trivia prowess to…

Yankee Spirits in N. Attleboro, Weds May 5th from 2-430pm

The tailgate lots outside Gillette before the Revs game, Weds May 5th, 5-730pm

Outside, inside and all over Fenway for the Skanks/Sox Friday night Showdown, Friday May 7th

Seriously, there are some more of your chances to let me buy you those beers I promised you, or you deserved.  PLUS you can get your mug on TV, thrill your mom (like I do) and have all your friends, coworkers and cousins watch and laugh.  You keep saying you can do this.  You know all the answers.  It’s sooooooo easy.  Well, bring it, Jabroni!

Some readers/pals/drunks reminded me I forgot to post Soxs Losswash videos this Spring.  I did.  I suck.  I owe the whole of you humps some videos to wash out the taste of some of those ghastly defeats in Baltimore, and more.  So here’s one to get things rolling.  Mind you - this, unlike me, is REAL.



Oh, and here’s the mopst recent recap from our pal, @tuukkatime40.  Let’s go for 3 tonight in Filthy, Beez!  And try not to get tazed, dudes!



And Your Saturday Boston Sports Trifecta Results…

Posted by Fitzy on 04/18/10 at 12:00 AM • Comments (14) • Permalink
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CELTICS? Good win, as it should have been.  Mouthy, gritty, contested; somehow the Celts seem to turn every first round series into bloodbaths or the low-stakes basketball equivalent of Balboa/Drago.  I see this going seven.  But a win’s a win, good night in the Gahden.

SOX - Nice double-dreader, boys.  Seriously, sacks juiced and nobody out, bottom 11, and the best we can do is Big Papi groundout and a Beltre 5-4-3 inning killer?  It’s still early, but something is kinda rotten in Denmark, or Fenway, early this season, and I don’t like.  They keep this crudfest up and it’ll be the most lovable, hard-working 3rd place team $170 million can buy!  And no, I’m not getting mah bitch on ‘cuz it’s fun and I’m a member of the eternally unsatisfied.  This team is in 2nd gear with the parking brake on right now.

BRUINS - No shit!  4 goals off “America’s Olympic Hero”, eh?  Nice win, dudes.  I think we might have us an other series around here, could be for a fun late April, right?  Or at least keep us sportsheads distracted while the Sox suck themselves off, until IRON MAN 2 comes out at least.  Hey - @TuukkaTime40 is friggin’ PUMPED!



Tuukka Feels Your Pain

Posted by Fitzy on 04/15/10 at 10:50 PM • Comments (1) • Permalink
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Tough loss for the Beez in Game 1 Thursday night.  Even though they were 4-2 against the Sabres on the season it’s no easy task against America’s Hero, Ryan Miller.  It’ll go 7.  There will be blood.  And plenty of recaps from your SupahBruin, @TuukkaTime40.



For anyone looking for a few cheap laughs here’s this week’s Sportschat ‘n Sawxtalk with Bax and O’Brien from Rock 102 FM.  It’s as crass, inappropriate and NSFW as a SFW audio clip can get.

And when the Sox get their head outta their ass we’ll talk some more ball.  They’ve played 1/18th of the season, I know.  It’s early.  It’ll come together.  Blah-Blah.  I’ve watched 9 games so far.  By and large they’ve kinda eaten hogass.  They’ll come around, but for $170 million I think “Speed Racer” sucked it less.  Well, let’s not exaggerate.  Still...

Like Michael Jackson, the Beez Love a THRILLAH!

Posted by Fitzy on 03/31/10 at 09:00 AM • Comments (1) • Permalink
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And once again here to recap the game is the Townie News’ unofficial Bruins recapespondent, who many of you are now referring to as “mini-Fitzy” (dear lord, don’t wish my hell on him!) or “a Fitzy that actually likes hockey” (better, minus the adult bevs) - Ladies and Germs, Boys and Girls, Dudes and Dudettes, I give you TUUKKA TIME!



Hey Tuukka, get the Beez to the playoffs so big Tuukka can go on a run, maybe Savard comes back, and we can also film a special playoff episode of “Pocket Money” there.  Dude, you should come be co-host (probably know more than me, like that’s tough).

He’s Right Back At It

Posted by Fitzy on 03/29/10 at 10:35 PM • Comments (3) • Permalink
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Shit, it takes me a coupla days to get my act together and post a recapisode from a big Boston sports event.  The Beez suck it, and WHAM!  Tuukka Time gets right back up on that horse and pumps out another video.  God bless him, and heaven help the Bruins.



Dood, if you do the Twittah then follow this kid, @tuukkatime40 (and while you’re at it your old pal Fitzy is @fitzygfy, of course).

Well Look What We Finally Got!

Posted by Fitzy on 03/26/10 at 11:43 PM • Comments (2) • Permalink
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You’re reading right, Beez fans - I think we finally found us an honest to god supahfan, off-the-wall, out-of-his-pucking-mind Bruins webcaster.  Say hello to Tuukka Time, peoples.



He’s young, hungry and just frazy enough to pour his heart and soul into this madness.  God bless ‘em - the kid’s good.  And no, he’s not my illegitimate son (that I know of).  Follow him on twitter if you wish at twitter.com/TuukkaTime40.

Every time I think of this kid…

Posted by Fitzy on 05/19/09 at 07:31 AM • Comments (4) • Permalink
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Fahk you, Scott Walker!

...I get a little bit sad.  He wanted it.

Tough weekend to say the leastest.

I’m resting and recovering, could use a Sox win streak through Memorial Day weekend to cheer me up, maybe a surprise Big Papi ding-dong to warm mend the broken Boston sportshearts (dude, you couldn’t pay me to step inside the Gahden right now - talk about a house of horrors!)

Rest up, drink up, go Sox.  More soon, including some cool news and a new wave of videos (they’ll be different but I think I fgured out a way to get regular videos back into action, so I got that going for me into summer...which is nice).

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