Alge’s the free agent guy we figured the Pats would grab to fill the void, small as it is, left by Watson and Baker. Doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure they’ll probably draft someone in the 2nd round. Oh draft and/or football season, why are you so far away?!
Dood...you’ll always be one of my favorites. Sorry you weren’t there for the big one. But Sawx fans will always have a big fat soft spot for you. ‘Cuz you’re Nomah!
Would you want to tell this guy he doesn’t deserve being the richest nose tackle in the game? Yeah, didn’t think so, pal (photo courtesy of, or just flat-out taken from, The Boston Globe).
Glad we got Big Vince locked up. Super curious what kinda WR/OLB/CB/GFY help the Pats get between now and Das Draft. I’ll tell you one thing - it ain’t gonna be easy to sign Leigh Bodden, who the Pats need like Tiger Woods a prison anklet around his junk, now that Atlanta signed Dunta Robinson to a 6-year, $11 billion deal (OK, it was for $57 mill, which is about $45 mill too much for that guy). Bodden just started seeing Brewster’s Millions pop up in front of his eyes. And he should too.
I need a beer. No reason required. What should I crack into?
The Patriots made Mr. Peppers an offer but apparently it was one he could refuse. Which is too fahkin’ bad.
Well, don’t worry folks, because the Pats pass rush is gonna be a monster this fall, because we signed...Tully Banta-Cain! To an extension. Worth way more than anyone would have ever imagined the guy with Jabba the Hutt’s favorite last name would get. So yeah - no Peppers, but plenty of Banta-Cain. Wow...I can barely contain my excitement. Everybody on 3. 1...2...3!
Really? With all the needs the Pats have this is the big splash out of the gate? And we’re losing Watson (whatevs), though we have Joe Bagodick and Freddy Nutwhistle as the only 2 tight ends on the roster right now. And Leigh Bodden is gonna dip his toes in the free agent water, so in the uncapped year you can be sure someone’s gonna throw an assload of money his way. Not panicking, but we kinda do need a lil’ help on the receiver, cornerback and pass rush fronts.
Banta-Cain for $4.5 million a season? Wow, the cartoon dollar signs in Vince Wilfork’s eyes should have just doubled in size.
People have been asking about Brandon Marshall and the possibility that the Pats might want to trade for him and what do I think and all that initial free agency mania. So I thought I’d repost this video I made with Team GFY back when we made videos for ESPN Mobile in the Fall of 2007. Marshall is a hellified WR, and a shit ton of fun. But also stone cold BONKAHZ! (yes, like the candy from the 80’s)
This is one of those “a friend of a friend of a guy I went to high school with who used to know the guy who got us in to the movies free and also got free handies from this broad who worked 2-for-1 night at the local so she gave us actually 4-for-1” kinda deals, but basically someone I know knows someone who made these kickass TV commercials for the Red Sox, except they’re not on TV (I know, takes a real rocket surgeon to figure that shit out, right?) Anyway, give ‘em a watch, spread ‘em around, tell your friends, and let’s see if the kinda commercials that speak to us New England Sports Nitwits (do the acronym!) one day make it on the air. Or at least get this guy some work. Because if this crapass site came with a LIKE button I’d definitely hit it, like your mom, at least twice. Anyway, enjoy...and go fahk yourself.
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