Welcome Seyton Into Your House Now!

GOT SEYTON?

Show your Patriots support and tell Seyton what you really think of him with the Fitzy-approved, 100% GFY-certified Seyton Manning t-shirt from Townie News.  Each shirt is made from stuff, has ink sprayed on it in a funny design, and is sure to make people who watch, like or know football laugh.  Even some Colts fans! (Yup, some of you have emailed me and told me you hate the Pats and love the shirt, you know who you are!)

Just go to the MERCHANDISE section of the site (you can't miss it - it's the section clearly labeled MERCHANDISE about here on the masthead - if you can't find it or don't what a masthead is, well, we're in a shitload of trouble).  Buy a few - Wednesday's pretty much the last day you can order one and have a better than 51% chance of getting it in time for Sunday's showdown at Seyton's new Shithole. 

I'd also recommend you order yourself a White Wes Welker shirt while you're at it, but if the asstacular economy has you by the short and curlies then get your Seyton on ASAMFP!