TEAM FITZY T-Shirts Are Here!

That's right, folks. Just in time for the holidays, here's a perfect stocking stuffer for all your loud-mouthed good-for-nothing friends and relatives: The Team Fitzy T-Shirt!

- Each T-Shirt is a 100% Cotton Hanes Beefy-T
- Colors available are Red and Navy Blue
- Sizes available are Medium, Large, & Extra Large


ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS

1. Please make all payments through PayPal.com
(like throwing to Wes Welker on 3rd Down, it's very secure)
2. Send $13 ($10 plus $3 shipping and handling for each shirt) to STORE[at]TOWNIENEWS.COM
3. In the "Message To Recipient" box, please be sure to include your Shipping Address, Shirt Color, and Shirt Size.

Regardless of your favorite team, we can all agree that sporting the colors of TEAM FITZY means you stand for excessive sports talk, foul language, inapppropriate metaphors, hangovers and the commonplace use of the phrase GFY. And isn't that what America and the internet are all about? Damn right!

So order one today - and tomorrow. That'll mean you bought two; one for you, and one for your mom (she's been playing for Team Fitzy for years now.)

Cheers and Blatantly Commercial Beers,

Fitzy
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