So Much Things ‘n Stuff ‘n Pats vs. Jets and S**t…

Yes, photo used with parental permission.  And no, I didn’t even make this.

Well, what a difference a week can make.  The world thinks the Pats, and their critically-beleaguered defense, would fold like a cheap card table to OchoStinkhole, T.OhNo and the Bengals, only to watch TFB, White Wes, Puerto Rican Chris Cooley (that’d be #85), The Big Gronkowski and co. open up some Foxboro whoopass and bring home a HUGE Week 1 win.  So huge, in fact, that TFB and the Mossman made the cover of SI.



SI cover jinx be DAMNED!

Meanwhile, the mouthy J-E-T-S suffered a big L-O-S-S on Monday night, in their new home opener, to the Ravens (they’re gonna be two and a half handfuls for anyone this season).  PLUS, they lost their NT, and the heart of their run D, Kris Jenkins, to a torn ACL.  If you watched ‘Hard Knocks” you saw Jenkins seems like a good dude.  So I’m sorry for him.  The Goddamn Jets?  Not so much.

THAT is how you represent AND show the enemy whatcha think.

Looks like we got us a big old game Sunday at 4:15 in the PM at the New Dreadowlands.  With a whole lot of AFC East positioning and bragging on the line.  Yeah, it’s Tuesday night, and I, like you, need it to be Sunday afternoon NOW.

So to get ready for Sunday’s big fat showdown make sure to order up your GFY koozies (for the 7-15 beers you’ll need to make it through the 1st half), as well as your new shirts; THE BRADY and WES WELKER: WHITE RECEIVER.  You’ll drink and rot in the highest, GFY-style possible.  And be the envy of the party you’ll be screaming your footballs off at.

After one of the weirdest, most poorly timed semi-meltdowns in recent postgame press conference history, The Mossman seems to have it together (thanks for the “pep” talk, BB), and wants his opponent on Sunday to know that “The Slouch” will be visiting Revis Island for the afternoon.  In case you missed the video of Mossman rallying the troops pstgame, pre-crazy this past Sunday then enjoy the once clappery of this video from patriots.com...

Don’t forget to follow on The Twittah - @fitzygfy - for updates, New England Sports Nonsense, in-game twittercatss and more...

We’ll be on Bax & O’Brien Thursday at 8:05am to talk some Pats...

A new episode of “Pocket Money” Friday at 5pm, and all weekend long, on NESN...

and oh yeah, LET’S GO PATS!!!

PS - If you haven’t joined my league at THE FANPOOL (thefanpool.com) yet what are you waiting for?  Free to play - $100 winner of each week’s basic pick ‘em format - league name: TownieNews, password: gronk87 - people, I won first week!  So yes, the $100 will be going to The Hole In The Wall Gang, as promised.  So do your best to help stop me from giving $100 to noble, worthy charities each week and sign up!

PPS - New Wicked Pissah Webcast, for the first time in ages, this week.  Count on it.