NEW VIDEO: Fitzy’s Super Bowl 46 Wicked Pissah Webcast, AND…

...a bunch of fahkin’ videos I hope I never have to make again.  But first...

Ladies and Gentlefriends, Patsfans and Patriot Peoples the world over, it gives me great pleasure to present a video I was dying to make.  A video I couldn’t wait to make, especially given the match-up.  Here is our Super Bowl 46 Wicked Pissah Webcast, in all it’s inappropriate and NSFW glory.



Now, one video I wouldn’t have minded making again, albeit a contemporary version, is this, where as a full-fledged unapologetic Patriots Supahfan I make my way from tailgate lot to stadium in Indianapolis to represent for my Foxboro Football Folk.  For all the positive press Indy is getting this week for hosting a great Super Bowl party I have to say I’m hearing that Pats fans are getting some serious fahkin’ stinkeye, and I can attest that Indy was mighty mighty hostile to Patspeeps.  See for yourself...



NOW, two fahkin’ videos I hope to never ever have to make again (seriously - much rather get hit with a paintball gun full of frozen Whoppers) are these, and I don’t give a flying fiddler’s fuckwhistle how funny you might think I am/can be when depressed or in defeat.  FAHK THAT NOIZ!!!  First was when I was surprised by being on-stage with none other than starting Giants O-lineman David Diehl ("Here’s the Diehl - GO FAHK YASELF!") in NYC.  He was a good sport, but still...I don’t wanna be there, or in this situation again.  I’d rather hang out with the actual Situation.  And he’s a douchemountain!



And then this...what some call my best webcast ever.  A video that many, no bullsheet, have told me in-person, was the first thing that made them smile after the football game that supposedly happened in the desert 4 years ago.  Something I did because I had to, but hope to holy hotcakes, I never have to make again.  I seriously would rather spend 28 days in Aretha Franklin’s dutch oven than have to even consider making another something like this.



Pats, I want you to win because I am a fan.  And it would be wonderful to shut everyone the fahk up who hates on you and is 31 flavors of jealous.  Oh, and Giants fans too!  We kinda owe them a little bit.  Anyway...just win, baby.  Because if you do you’ll be Super Bowl champs.  And we’ll all be so proud and overjoyed.  And as a tiny tiny tiny footnote, and treat for me, I’ll never have to make those videos again.  Thank you.  Go Pats.  And everyone who doesn’t root for them or is oping I have to make another Defeatcast can Go Fahk Yourself.