Just Something to Watch
Still can’t figure out what to say, or do about, or who to root for, regarding this Sunday’s Pats Fans’ Nightmare Bowl. I figure the same’s true for you. So let’s think about baseball for a minute - kinda like you do when you’re in a situation and you need to not pitch a downstairs tent. Baseball’s: the great distractionary and non-sexual pasttime!
Anyway, here’s Big Papi on Jimmy Fallon’s show last week. He’s pretty entertaining, and aside from taking a tip from Jim Rice and wearing sunglasses in studio, he’s looking pretty sharp. Looks like Usher styled him for the appearance. He’s kinda funny too. Anyway, better to watch this than every talking asshead on TV verbally JO-ing on the amazing Jets. Ugh...what a world, Dorothy.
Pitchers and Catchers report...not soon enough.
Comments
I know who to root for, the J-E-T-S to fucking not show up. Why? Why would this happen? Cause Fat Fuck Ryan A. was too busy putting the all you can eat buffets in Jersey out of business, B. The Jets Couldn't find Indianapolis on a Goddamn map, or C. F.F.Ryan still hasn't realized his disease....er....team gang green is in the playoff race. What a bloody fuckin nightmare. Wake me when the draft comes. Post Script: Rex, why do you think your team is favored? You are a 7.5 point underdog.GFY. The only favored you are is favored to consume the most moon pies in the next week.
DUDE! You HAVE to root for karma, which means you HAVE to root for the goddamn Jets (vomit noises). Don't get me wrong, I yack, every fucking time I say it, but seriously, which is the martial aid and which is the double ended dong in your ass? Colts losing their mojo by getting crushed by a team they gave up against and could have knocked out of the playoffs, or rooting for the Goddamn Jets? For me, (barf) its rooting for the Goddamn Jets...and living in Indy (more vomit), I'll be at the game. NEVER chanting for the Goddamn Jets...
you must bust satan manning ass before this game!
woooo!! go colts!
cheer up boston fans - you've had 3 superbowls, 2 world series, and an nba championship in the last decade. i think you'll be ok.
for us colts fans... this is all we got! waaaaah my life is empty and meaningless waaaaaaah
I love the video, its kinda cute that he is hitting with his sunglasses on. I will always and forever be a huge fan of Boston!