Hey Magic Dad…

I only wish Big Baby shoved the kid down, dropped his shorts and steamed out a nice DQ large chocolate swirly in the kid’s mouth.

Dude, seriously, shut the fat dad up!  What’s your fat kid doing less than a foot from the court anyway? Honestly, if Big Baby missed that shot, or had it been a Whorelando Magic player running through the sidelines do you think the parents of Scooter McMagic there would have filed an official complaint with the NBA?  Rashard Lewis or Courtney Lee could have nailed the winning J, ran into the crowd and attacked all the fat tweeners and dads like the Spartan army of “300” and nobody would have complained.  Big Baby nails the biggest shot of his life, runs a foot onto the sideline back to celebrate his achievement with his team, which kinda is his fahkin’ right to do since he’s the pro basketball player and your dad is an asshole ambulance chaser, and you guys call him a “raging animal”?  WORST CASE OF SORE SPORTSMANSHIP EVER.  I hope Big Baby sues back and calls the dad “a raging asshole with no regard for the boundaries between the athletes and the rich dickheads and their stupid kids on courtside.” Oh Magic, this has invited so much bad karma into your house it’s not even funny.

Also - LET’S GO BRUINS!!! Shit in the mouths of these cheap-shot Hurrilames.  Nail ‘em Big Baby style.

If anyone needs some extra incentive here’s a delightful NSFW link of a certain pop tart who was abused earlier this year and wanted to make up for it by showing us that her clothes were getting in the way of the road to recovery.