Happy (you are a) Humpday!

Hey fuckheads!  Coffee tastes a little more delicious, morning pinch-out goes that much smoother when you stay up and watch a Sox walkoff.  Especially one that got delayed for 95 minutes and was in doubt many times.  But once again who comes through?  My pick for 2011 MVP...Jacoby Hellzbury.  Kid is having a (you guessed it) MONSTAH SEASON.  He really is...check the stats and numbers, peoples.  They don’t lie.  He’s all over it.  If you’re too lazy to go read on your own, or remain unconvinced, potentially hungover, check out Chad Finn’s recent column on the potential historical awesomeness of Ellsbury’s season.  That was his first GW-ribeye of the year, but it’s not usually your leadoff hitter that delivers the goods.  If he keeps this up...I’m just sayin’...



Always appreciate when someone else like LOLSox do my work for me...

Moving on...from the “Shit I Thought You’d Like To See” Department...

You HAVE to watch this.  it is disgusting.  It is ridiculous.  It is awful.  It is NSFW.  And it is fantastic.  AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T DO PORN!



Now that we’ve gotten the most dosgusting thing we can think of out of the way, how about something more sportingly appropriate, mmm?

I know it was passed around by every assclown in your office, and probably posted on every blog you check, and then a few others, but if you missed Kevin Durant swinging by world-famous Rucker Park and dropping a 66 spot, including 4 -straight 3’s to wrap it up, well...it’s PFI (pretty fahkin’ impressive).  Suffice it to say he’s good at making the basketball go into the circle with the net.



Also, you know I’m a sucker for any sort of Patriots fan art, grafx, mock-ups, LOLZ and such.  This dude, Kenny Paradiso, made up a few I thought were worth dropping for you.  Here are 2 movie posters he made up, and what I love abut them is A.) Belichick as Joe Pesci in the Lethal Weapon 3 number, and B.) Oddly how much TFB as Jackie Chan in “Pass Hour” looks like...Ryan Phillippe?





Anyway, back to your Wednesday, already in progress, and probably boring.  Join me tonight on NESN Nation for a hot Sox simulcast on Twitter/"the Facebook”, and of course, as always, Bax and OBrien on Rock 102 Thursday at 8:05am.  Good day, go Sox and go fahk yourself.