GRONKMANIA musically runs wild…and other things ‘n stuff & junk and shit

Sorry for not blogging this week.  We’ve ben doing stuff and you’ve been watching and reading and enjoying, I hope, but jst to get it out of the fahkin;’ way, INSERT TYPICAL FITZY EXCUSE ABOUT NOT BLOGGING ENOUGH HERE AND PROMISING TO DO MORE SOON AND OFTEN AND STUFF.  NOW!  To the matter at handjob...GRONKMANIA.  Shitsticks on fire, it ontinues to sweep Patriot and our actual Nation like crazy.  And as it takes vice-like grip on the country’s dicks you try to remember when the last time somebody with this much accidental charisma, charm, ability and goofiness tok hold.  GRONK runs the world right now.  And this is a hobbled Gronk with a bad ankle.  Or “the Gronkle” as we call it.  I just don’t wanna hear any more about his Gronkle.  I want game!  But, if I have to hear more abut Gronk and the Gronkle leading up to Sunday then it may at least be in the musical entertainment type form, right?  If you think people with TV cameras, radios, microphones, blogs and wieners have gone out of their Gronkin’ mind, then you should check out the Youtubes.  Literally a new Gronk Song (and I’m surprised that Cisqo hasn’t remixed “The Thong Song” into “The Gronk Song” yet...wait, that may be a brilliant idea).  Anyway, check it...we got GRONK songs galore, baby.  There’s the homemade kinds done up right, like the Twisted Sister tribute (which always scores points with my retro soul when you pay homage to the great Dee Fahkin’ Snyder), I WANNA GRONK



And then we have celebrity DJ hip-hop star fans like Timbaland (tell me you didn’t double-take when you heard Timbaland was a Pats fan and wrote a song for Gronk) who dial up this GRONK SONG



And yet another professional entry by a hip-hopper (I dunno what the kids are calling them these days) by the name of Fewcha, who Gronks it like it’s hot...



And then we have the shortest, simplest and easiest to love, the Toucher and Rich “Party Gronk” song, which in many ways is almost kind of an anthem at this point.  He is party.  YO SOY FIESTA (how many times have you dropped that line in the last 10 days?  At least five times a day, minimum, right?)



Am I missing any?  If so hit me up -

And BTFW, I have no effing idea, and I bet you don’t either, as to ht Gronk means when he says “We going to the ship”.  And you know what?  I DON’T CARE.  I kinda don’t ever wanna know.  It’s like the lyrics to “Louis Louie”.  Nobody really knows what they mean, and they definitely mean a lot of different things to a lot of different people.  And that’s how it should be.



In non-Gronk related matters...

I’ll be making my return to The Karlson & McKenzie Show on WZLX Thursday morning @ 7:35am.  Been a while since I’ve been on with the big dudes, the big boobs and big head.  Can’t wait!  And then we’ll follow that up with our weekly sports chat with Funfella and The Grump (aka Bax and O’Brien) on Rock 102 @ 8am.  If you tune in to both there’s an 80% chance you’ll hear some of the same ridiculous things/lines/jokes twice.  Double your fahkin’ pleasure!

Hope you’ve enjoyed the videos we’ve made within the last week.  More to come soon, including the Super Bowl 46 Wicked Pissah Webcast, which should drop sometime Thursday afternoon.  And it’ll be as epic as the game we’ve been obsessing over for the last ten days.  I think.  I hope!  Etc...