Fitzy: Speechless! And More…
This week on The Funspot - Fitzy’s stunned silent following the Pats’ getting stomped, skinned and smoked by Miami!
So much so that I had to resort to juvenile INXS-esque measures to express myself, and give more mediocre fantasy football advice.
Also - From the “Take It, Let It Make You Sick, Then Let It Make You Stronger” Department, comes this video response from 2 Michelles, a coupla cuties who make pro-Dolphin videos (yes, they exist), to my recent Pats/Fins webcast.
Just let it sting. Let it sting with the pain of defeat at home. It’ll scab up, and you’ll be the better man, or fan, or man-fan, soon enough.
Of course the fact that I wouldn’t kick either of them outta bed for eating crackers, even with their ridiculous Ronnie Brown ‘n Ricky Williams jerseys on, makes it...well, maybe even I have my limits.
And let’s give some FUNNY votes to the dude who took the time to make this video. I know we all should move on and get over it. But you know what? I’ll never get over Macho Grande!
This video? FUNNY.
Patriots haters? DIE!
Comments
Fitzy, you are the only light in a tunnel of infinite, suffocating darkness which is watching the Pats lose to Miami. God Bless you.
It's true. You're the only thing that helps us hang on in these turbulent times, Fitz.
and that funny or die video is classic. Good to know I wasn't the only one looking at pictures of Tom and listening to that song throughout the grieving process.
Hey fitzy, had to stop by your website after enjoying a Pats loss like that. Don't worry, you're gonna get had by the Bills too, so just start getting used to it.
Darling Fitz...
I know it hurts, but lets concentrate on the good! Stick a fork in the Yanks! They're done! Woohoo!
Fitzy, Your guidance is what will get me through these dark days.
I'm not normally superstitious but in support of the team I have switched out the usual pats shit I wear on gamedays. I think that should do it. The new shirt definitely smells luckier.
Awww Fitzy my dear old pal. Listen. There's a lot of football left and you know ,and I know, and the whole NFL knows, that the Pats are gonna turn this around quicker than your mom at work on a Saturday night! Now drink a nice cold Sam's and rest up during the by week cuz the three time Superbowl champs will right the wrongs and we'll be back in the sadle again!.......Your mom's best friend,John
Dude that was some weak sauce.
I mean - what do you have a deal with Sharpie
Expected much more from a person of your supposed tallent.
Hey Fitzy,
Thanks for being a good sport about our video reply. We'd love to buy you a beer (and maybe some kleenex if you're still a little weepy).
Let us know if you ever want to meet up in the city to watch a game. Maybe we can interview you the next time our teams face off? (http://www.miamidolphins.com/2michelles)
-2Michelles
Hey Fitz, 1 game??? 1 game??? How many games the Pats lose last year? 1??? I think you remember it well! Its out of the system now, back to winning everything, and now the loss is done its super bowl time. So pull your bottom lip in and HTFU! (Hahden tha fahk up for you New England types
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