your pep talk did not work fitzy WTF

as a colts fan i want to talk smack, but i can't bring myself to do it.

don't even worry - you guys will definitely be in the playoffs. could you do us a favor and take out those fucking chargers? thanks

the wheels are coming off the bb wagon. i lived in the northeast for 25 years. he is losing his mind sending those players back out after being late. i think this is the beginning of the end. what happens next? they trade brady? you heard me, i said it. what a nutbag.

oh by the way... i'm a chargers fan. eat a bag o' dicks... we WILL beat manning again in your new crappy stadium. mostly because it's so quiet in there. too bad we won't get a chance to beat the patriots. they miss the playoffs.

how does one eat a bag of dicks? do i take each dick out individually? or do i literally put my mouth on the bag that is holding the dicks? and how are the dicks arranged in this bag?

louis ck?

anyway sir, i will NOT eat a bag of dicks, and I will see your shitty team at lucas oil stadium where you will be promptly handed your ass.

good day sir!

I live a mile from Lucas Oil stadium, and it fahkin sucks. Jackass Dolts fans under my window yelling after every win over some shit team. I root for Indy because I want the Pats to spank that ass from the undefeated ranks in the AFC.

Hate these bastards.

one of those wins over a "shit team" happened to be the pats. i used to hate the patriots but i really can't anymore. they are such a fun team to play every year, and without them the nfl would be kind of lame to be honest.

don't hate on the colts - some of the best games this decade have been between us.

oh and i do NOT blow dead donkeys! take it back!

Don't I know it brotha, I live next to the Elbow Room, and people were still yelling at 2am that night.

Agreed on the best games. I still get shivers over that AFC Bedshitting. Fitzy's wicked pissah for that one (Recapus and Recoverus) were his 2 best ones ever.

Is someone going to make a “Let’s Get Your Shit Together, Fitzy!” Webcast?

Colts blow goats.

don't hate on the colts! i hope you get stomach cancer

Stomach cancer? Really? Wow. And I thought Raider fans were dicks. Buddy, you take the cake.

Hey you hump put up some new material. Im in the ARMY and I need a laugh.
Thanks

Oh my head. The Wave Motion Gun reference. Fahkin' genius. The whole bit was great, but that was just a moment where it really elevated.

Starblazers and Force Five...

It's the tragedy of my life that I never made it to Mr. Big Toyland in Waltham.