Dirty Watergate Continues…plus Bonus Brady Porn!

Guess this gives new meaning to The Beckett Bowl (courtesy Jerry Remy’s Bar & Grill)

Well, the fallout from Dirty Watergate continues, now with Jawnee Lestah being the first to come forth and admit he was drinking beer in the clubhouse during off-nights, calling it a “bad habit” (which is what I call it too), but saying it didn’t contribute to the team-wide malaise in September that lead to the epic shitting of the playoff bed.  And while ol’ Lestah the Lefty, who I believe is a good guy and genuinely feels badly about this (unlike Awesome O’Cock) might be technically right, I kinda have to disagree.  You can have a shit day at work, and when someone finds out you were drinking recently they might say “Well, if you’d have been taking care of yourself maybe you wouldn’t have had such a bad day.” And you might say, “Fuck you, Len!  I wasn’t hammered at work so go mind your own gawd-damn business!” And you’re technically right, but Len the annoying guy from work might also have a point.  Sometimes you (and it kills me to say this) might have to bypass the brewskis in favor of job success, team support, career goals and all that other happy horseshit.  And while everybody loves the idea of a clubhouse full of dudes getting tanked on pop-top cans of shitty beer, using foul language, popping pills, spanking women’s asses and rippin’ butts like it’s the 70’s, those days have gone by the wayside.  Game’s changed...and of course had the Sox got into the playoffs and won some games then we’d be paying tribute to the throwback caution-to-the-wind beers, buddies & baseball softball-style approach to the game brought forth by these Sox.  Instead now they lost (dunno if you heard) and they look like asses, people we liked for so long with the tea have bailed, and we feel like we were robbed of what kinda was and definitely shoulda been.  I ain’t whining...we got rings, wouldn’t change a thing.  But this just looks bad...kinda like how the 2004 Sox would have looked bad if they didn’t beat the Skanks and win it all after Millar said they did shots of Jack in the clubhouse before games.  Oh, but wait, THOSE GUYS WON.  So yeah, you want beer, wings and bros before throws?  Fine...just back it up and do your job.



(from LOLSox)

Now, as a salve for those still gaping/healing wounds from Dirty Watergate and the epic collapse of 2011, might I offer some freshly-produced Brady Porn, coming in the form of the final drive from Sunday’s win versus the Cowboys?  It’s vintage TFB at its finest, true KEEP CALM AND BRADY ON goodness.  Who needs to edit together a season of highlights when he delivered a straight drive of highlights all the way to a win?



Ahh, there...I’m not even thinking about how those lousy Sox any more.  I just want more football now.  But seeing as it’s the bye week I guess I’ll just have to watch this again and again...until FOX or the NFL or both put in a claim and force YouTube to take it down.