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Attention All Football Fans Preparing To Root Against the Colts…

Posted by Fitzy on 01/27/10 at 12:31 PM • Comments (8)
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Now’s the time to get the only shirt you’ll need for “The Big Game” on Sunday February 7th.  That’s right - only one shirt says “I’m rooting for the Saints, but since they’re not my official team I can’t buy their shirt, but what I can rally around the idea of rooting against the Colts by wearing a relatively creative anti-Manning shirt!”

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That’s right kids - get yours now before we sell out - the Seyton manning shirt - priced right at only $10, plus $3 shipping and man-handling.  Just click HERE to go right to the order page and get the shirt you’ll get way more than one wear out of.  It’s timeless!  You can wear it whilst rooting against him/for the Saints during SB 44, plus whenever your favorite team plays him, or just whenthefuckever!

Is he one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game and makes throws that sometimes cause my jaw to leave a dent in the floor while I fill my adult diaper with awe?  Hellzyeah!  Do I root against him with every football fiber in my beer-soaked self now and well past forever?  You know it, Papi!  And I know Saints fans can’t REALLY root against him because he’s from the city and he loves it and does so much for it, plus his dad is from there and played for the Saints and does so much for N’Awlins and blah-blah-fahkin-blah!  Even if it makes a one-time wear on Super Bowl Sunday against the Colts it’s $13 well spent.

Also - in case you missed it, the funniest sports video making the rounds now is also the most heartbreaking; the Vikings fan dad who goes from zero to apeshit when Favruh threw the 2nd dumbest INT of his life Sunday.  This guy is so me 10 years from now, just 1,000 miles west.



Oh my fucktackle indeed, Vikingsdad.

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Comments

Hey..uh, fitzy...I ordered the shirt about a week ago, couldn't wait to get it. Finally got it yesterday, ripped open the package and to my dismay, they sent a small. I ordered a Medium. Not sure what to do, cause i was really looking forward to the SB44 debut. I started using meth and not eating, think i can shrink myself to a small by then? I would send it back, but there is no time. Why did this happen to me?

Oh and one more thing. I have a shirt idea I would love to see in production. Its simple yet very satisfying. Just get a picture of big ben, Doodle on an extra chin or three and add ^Really before Big Ben. You could even add a cheesesteak or some shit. I hate the obese basterd. Think it over.

Since Im the only asshole writing on this site, I might as well continue preaching to myself. I guess all the Pats fans have their heads buried in the sand til next season huh. Anywhothefuck. What the Fuck just happened with the C's. Hey Sheed...have a great first half, look like an all star, get our hopes up, then Miss the fucking game winner by about 64 feet. Make yourself look like an asshole in front of about 77,000 fecal spattered assholes. I= fucking hate the Magic. Christ on a crutch...up by 14 to start the quarter and we manage to shit out a loss???JFC!GFY Orlanhoe.

Hey Robbie,
You could always go share that tent fuctackle vikingsdad's wife took from the living room and put in the backyard due to his swearin' in front of his lil' girl. Bet you two boys would fit together real snug... just the way you like it.

They are already packed an have the addresses written on them.I don't drive or have a printer to print shipping labels so,what shipping company would pick up the package and let me pay cash for shipping? <a >Online Tax Preparation</a>

They are already packed an have the addresses written on them.I don't drive or have a printer to print shipping labels so,what shipping company would pick up the package and let me pay cash for shipping? Online Tax Preparation

I know Saints fans can’t REALLY root against him because he’s from the city and he loves it and does so much for it, plus his dad is from there and played for the Saints and does so much for N’Awlins and blah-blah-fahkin-blah

I would love to see in production. Its simple yet very satisfying. Just get a picture of big ben, Doodle on an extra chin or three and add ^Really before Big Ben

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