Attention All Football Fans Preparing To Root Against the Colts…

Now’s the time to get the only shirt you’ll need for “The Big Game” on Sunday February 7th.  That’s right - only one shirt says “I’m rooting for the Saints, but since they’re not my official team I can’t buy their shirt, but what I can rally around the idea of rooting against the Colts by wearing a relatively creative anti-Manning shirt!”



That’s right kids - get yours now before we sell out - the Seyton manning shirt - priced right at only $10, plus $3 shipping and man-handling.  Just click HERE to go right to the order page and get the shirt you’ll get way more than one wear out of.  It’s timeless!  You can wear it whilst rooting against him/for the Saints during SB 44, plus whenever your favorite team plays him, or just whenthefuckever!

Is he one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game and makes throws that sometimes cause my jaw to leave a dent in the floor while I fill my adult diaper with awe?  Hellzyeah!  Do I root against him with every football fiber in my beer-soaked self now and well past forever?  You know it, Papi!  And I know Saints fans can’t REALLY root against him because he’s from the city and he loves it and does so much for it, plus his dad is from there and played for the Saints and does so much for N’Awlins and blah-blah-fahkin-blah!  Even if it makes a one-time wear on Super Bowl Sunday against the Colts it’s $13 well spent.

Also - in case you missed it, the funniest sports video making the rounds now is also the most heartbreaking; the Vikings fan dad who goes from zero to apeshit when Favruh threw the 2nd dumbest INT of his life Sunday.  This guy is so me 10 years from now, just 1,000 miles west.



Oh my fucktackle indeed, Vikingsdad.