An AFC Championship OMGTFB Things ‘n Stuff & Junk and Shit If Ever…

The task, or tasks, at hand are very simple; A.) Beat the Ravens Sunday, and 2.) Have all us crazy obsessed excited psyched superpumped fans make it to Sunday.  ‘Cuz I gotta tell ya it’s Wednesday night, and that’s a tall order itself.  I am doing everything possible under the sun to distract myself and keep busy/preoccupied/outta trouble until Sunday at 3 in the PM.  And outside of working on videos, writing dumb shit, listening to the radio, and drinking beer (what makes this different from any other week?), it hasn’t been easy.  But we’ve passed the hump ‘o the week, and soon the momentum will build steam like a Coors Light train and next thing we know it it’s Sunday.  That said, if you’re like me and you need to waste another 3-4 minutes now then take a second to enjoy this amazing video; an all-movie quote version of Lionel Richie’s “Hello”.  Yup...lyrically spot-on and all.  I’ll see you in a few...

Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

OK, and we’re back!  To the game at hand...



Oh Baltimore!  Oh Ray Rice...Bernard Pollard...T-Sizzler...Ray Lewis...do we owe you guys, for so many reasons (Pollard especially...I want his left knee served postgame to TFB on a silver platter!).  Last week’s game was SFS: So Fahkin’ Sweet - on so many levels.  But gone is the time that we should be basking in the biblical beatdown.  I don’t believe that game to be a fluke or aberration, nor do I think it what we should expect to see in any way shape or form.  BUT, should you need to waste another coupla minutes before Sunday AND relive the highlights of Saturday night, well...here are all 6 of TFB’s TD’s...



And welcome back...again.  For realzerpants, you best believe Baltimore’s chain gang of crab-ass thugs by the bay are gonna bring it, and then some, come Sunday.  And it’s gonna be a battle.  Terrell Suggs, he of the one-way war of words with TFB for years now, made sure to spend his time wisely Wednesday by arguing with that asshat Skip Bayles on ESPN 2 (instead of studying game film and planning, like we can be assured TFB was).  I don’t care if T-Sizzler won AFC Defensive Player of the Year or not, the guy’s a pan-fried dick covered in mouthy douche sauce.  Plus, it’s not like the Pats are surging and peaking at the right time.  Or have any incentive.  Or revenge on the mind.  Or one of the best Qbs ever, and perhaps the best playing now (you know what you said, Ray-Ray & T-Sizzler!) Or a coach with menace and mayhem and madness on the mind.  NOOO, not at all!  How could anyone think as much?!?

Oh buddy, we’re home.  They played for this. And they’re on a mission.  And Baltimore is in the way.  Time for them to get out the way. Everyone’s pumped!  I’m jacked.  You’re outta your shit.  People like this unknown hotty are rocking the GRONK left and right.



It’s happenin’.  And I’m ready.  I just need to appropriately and judiciously piss away these next 3 and 1/2 days.  Wait, I know how!  How about we watch this GRONKtastic video of all of Gronk’s 2011 TD’s accompanied by the William Tell 1812 Overture.  Yup, it’s ON.

gronk 1812 video:

As always, more soon.  Bax & O’Brien thursday at 8 in the AM.  Videos coming.  Till then, be well.  Drink up.  GO PATS.



Now available in regular OR diet! (thnx 2 GFY pal Joe Chaitin for sending this beauty from a Stop & Shop in Chelmsford along).