A Sight for Sore Eyes & A New Site For Your Eyes

You gotta admit, The Goosebump-o-Meter was turned up to 11 when Ted Kennedy came out the other night.  I’m already voting Obama (SPOILER!), and am a Masshole through and through, but this was PFI: Pretty Fahkin’ Inspiring!

It’s 4th and Inches.  TFK says to fahkin’ GO FOR IT!

Around Your Mom’s Horn…

Hear ye!  Hear ye!  Townienews.com relaunches this week, and it’s gonna kick serious ass (kinda like the Sox did tonight).  That’s right - your #1 source for Fitzy-related madness and Wicked Pissah Webcastery is relaunching, and we’ll be offering everything you want (and THEN some).  In addition to videos and blog posts, we’ll be offering…

In addition to videos and blog posts, we’ll be offering a new STORE, FORUMS (so you can start conversations, mouth off, chime in and bust plenty of footballs), new BLOGS (with some fine writing talent we’ve recruited for your extra webtastic reading pleasure), a SOUND gallery (did someone ask for a Fitzy burp mp3/ringtone center?), and much more.  Look for it to debut this Friday, along with a new FANalsyt video.

Looks like the Sox might be grabbing a new 4th/5th outfielder, and if the price is right then it’s a great call.  Since he’ll br bringing his LEGENDARILY HOT WIFE with him! (Sports by Brooks with the assist).  Sure, some Sox have some hot wives, and some are the catcher who’s hitting a little better now that he’s getting dovorced and might be dating Heidi Watney (too soon?) But still, WOW.  Get it done, Sox.  For the “wife in the stands when her husband comes in as a 7th inning defensive replacement” shots alone it’s worth trading Charlie Double-A or Hump Pawtucket or whoever!

New Videos on the horizon?  Try a new FANalyst video this and every week.  PLUS “Fitzy’s Wicked Pissah Patriots Preview of Power 2008”, a visit to Yankee Stadium on the day of the final Sox/Yanks game at the Skank (trust me, it WILL be the final game between them there), video of my roast of George Takei at the Friars Club in NYC on August 19th (holy broken ballls that was fun), weekly Patriots webcasts and previews, more movie reviews, and a helluva lot more.  So stay tuned, spread the word and GFY!

Cheers,

Fitzy

PS - That’s right - I’ll be outside doing itnerviews and talking misty water colored memories of the way Yankee Stadium was with fans and friends this Thursday.  If you’re in the area then give a shout.  I should be easy to find, loitering about, the guy in the GFY shirt, cameraman and nicrophone, yapping up a troublestorm.  Come on, I gotta go there; the stadium’s not gonna burn itself down, right?

PPS - Special thanks to everyone who came out to the Dave Attell show at Showcase Live in Foxboro on August 23rd, as welll as the good people at 211me.com who made it happen, Showcase Live (which is a PIMP place if I ever saw one), the people who voted for me, Dave Attell and crew, and the people who make beer.  Damn fine time had by all.