It’s hard as shit trying to decide here.
1. could want Colts to win because I hate the god damn Jets and FF Rex. They also have a chance of beating Minnesota, who I REALLY do not want to win the Superbowl.
2. but would it REALLY be so bad if the Vikes won? sure it will be a Brett Favre stiffy overload for a while but maybe he’ll finally retire for good after ending on a good note and everyone can shut up for once. so maybe I want the Jets to go to the Superbowl just to lose to the Vikings.
3. but what if the Vikings don’t even get there? I know the Jets would lose to the Saints, though I’m not so sure if the Colts would, which would be awful.
So if it’s a question of who I think will be more likely to lose the Superbowl, I oughta root for the Jets and get the bonus of seeing the Colts bitchslapped with karma. But if it’s a question of pride, I oughta root for the Colts because I hate FF Rex thinking his team has talent instead of luck, plus the GDJ are in our division. Either way, making this decision is even worse than [Fitzy-type joke that I can’t come up with because I’m not Fitzy].
