Ladies and gentlemen: he’s got an MFA in Awesomeness and a Doctorate in Sensitivity. He may be out for the season after Tommy John surgery, but JOHN LACKEY is back with an all-new 2012 Red Sox Preview!
...a bunch of fahkin’ videos I hope I never have to make again. But first...
Ladies and Gentlefriends, Patsfans and Patriot Peoples the world over, it gives me great pleasure to present a video I was dying to make. A video I couldn’t wait to make, especially given the match-up. Here is our Super Bowl 46 Wicked Pissah Webcast, in all it’s inappropriate and NSFW glory.
Now, one video I wouldn’t have minded making again, albeit a contemporary version, is this, where as a full-fledged unapologetic Patriots Supahfan I make my way from tailgate lot to stadium in Indianapolis to represent for my Foxboro Football Folk. For all the positive press Indy is getting this week for hosting a great Super Bowl party I have to say I’m hearing that Pats fans are getting some serious fahkin’ stinkeye, and I can attest that Indy was mighty mighty hostile to Patspeeps. See for yourself...
NOW, two fahkin’ videos I hope to never ever have to make again (seriously - much rather get hit with a paintball gun full of frozen Whoppers) are these, and I don’t give a flying fiddler’s fuckwhistle how funny you might think I am/can be when depressed or in defeat. FAHK THAT NOIZ!!! First was when I was surprised by being on-stage with none other than starting Giants O-lineman David Diehl ("Here’s the Diehl - GO FAHK YASELF!") in NYC. He was a good sport, but still...I don’t wanna be there, or in this situation again. I’d rather hang out with the actual Situation. And he’s a douchemountain!
And then this...what some call my best webcast ever. A video that many, no bullsheet, have told me in-person, was the first thing that made them smile after the football game that supposedly happened in the desert 4 years ago. Something I did because I had to, but hope to holy hotcakes, I never have to make again. I seriously would rather spend 28 days in Aretha Franklin’s dutch oven than have to even consider making another something like this.
Pats, I want you to win because I am a fan. And it would be wonderful to shut everyone the fahk up who hates on you and is 31 flavors of jealous. Oh, and Giants fans too! We kinda owe them a little bit. Anyway...just win, baby. Because if you do you’ll be Super Bowl champs. And we’ll all be so proud and overjoyed. And as a tiny tiny tiny footnote, and treat for me, I’ll never have to make those videos again. Thank you. Go Pats. And everyone who doesn’t root for them or is oping I have to make another Defeatcast can Go Fahk Yourself.
Few in football at Foxboro have seen the star shine brighter, faster, than the man-myth-legend that is Gronk. He’s a living icon and a walking idol. And in this interview he shares some insight as to how he thinks and why he is the Gronk that he is. If you weren’t already onboard The Gronk Express...