Working on a new video, should be up soon. In the meantime here’s a little gem to tide you over on a Friday - it’s from the sports comedy show in the NYC I dig on, 12 Angry Mascots. Apparently Dice-K, once the Sox got knocked out of the playoffs, stopped by their show and tried his hand at a new profession. I think he might have a bright future outside of Gyroballing (and Gyro eating) for the Sox.
Here’s this week’s interview with The Bax and O’Brien Show on Rock 102 FM where we discover the best way for a Sox fan to get over the Yanks’ winning #27 is to make fun of everyone, scream and yell about everything, and then turn your attention to the Pats.
Quick question: is it me or does this picture of TFB from Saturday’s Boston Gobe look like the cover to an album he released in the 1970’s?
Tom Brady: I Light Up Your Life, And Your Secondary
Our guy who does NFL picks on the site, The Flood (yes, it is actually somebody else and not me) is out this week, so here’s my actual half-ass picks for Sunday for all of you looking for one last idiot’s opinion before you wager your savings or make your suicide/elimination pool picks (I dunno the latest spreads but I bet I pick over .500 - if I don’t, and you come to the Fundraiser I’m hosting in Milford next Friday and tell me I didn’t and that I cost you then I’ll buy your beers):
The Real Hosuewives of Hotlanta over Racist Name for Native Americans In Our Nation’s Capitol
Formerly Chicago now in Arizona Cardinals over Dr. Diabetes and his Huggy Bears
The Ochocinqo News Networkers over Flacco Industries and the Ray-Ray Stabbers
Houston over Seyton Manning and his Midwestern Hell Minions, OUTRIGHT
PATS!!!
Go Pack Go over The Succaneers
The Finally LJ-less KC Masterpiece over The We’ll Be In LA Before 2014 Jaguars
The Unbeaten Until Monday November 30th Taints over Captain INT and his Silver and Turquoise Cats
Seahawks over The Lions in the Must TiVo Game of the Week!!!
Mike Singletary’s Pants over Jeff Fisher’s Mustache
The Guy Who Ended Up in San Diego over The Turd Who Refused To Play in San Diego
Philly over Dallas
And the P over D party rocks on with Pitt over Denver
Let’s Go Pats! GFY everyone else!!!
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My weekly radio interview, the latest installment of WGFY, with The Bax and O’Brien Show from Rock 102 FM, which now stands for Fitzy Magnificence , can be found RIGHT HERE. Yeah, click on that sweet link. You know you wanna get some of that hot link. ESPECIALLY if you’d like some semi-racist half-ass jokes about this week’s upcoming Pats game in London.
You’re listening to WGFY - Go FAHK Yourself Radio. At the tone the time will be Eatabagofdicks.
We’re all officially temporary Phillies fans now, right?
Anyone gonna be in the NYC area, wanna meet up, have a beer, say hi, GFY, when The Sports Guy stops by Professor Thom’s to do a book signing? Drop a line - we’ll have a beer for every episode of “Pocket Money” Dan Shaughnessy TiVo’d (so yeah, we’re getting drunk.)
I got Pats 34, Tampa 17 Sunday. You?
A gem for the road; it’s the black and white silent film version of ”The Drunkest Guy Ever”, quite possibly one of my 10 favorite web videos ever. This is PFB: Pretty Fahkin’ Brilliant.
“Pocket Money’’ might be the worst idea for a TV show - ever. It makes the lame Fenway dating show look like “60 Minutes.’’ --Dan Shaughnessy, Boston Globe, October 21, 2009
I feel like I’ve arrived.
You’re not somebody, in any way, on the Boston sports scene, until CHB hates you. Or something you’ve done. So many people I admire or root for have had nutty print steamers dropped on them by Shaughnessy. This...well, this means so much. It’s like I got an Oscar when I opened up The Globe today. To think that he could take the time out from sprinkling asparagus piss on other people’s parades to shower a few drops on my show? Wow. I’m flattered. I’m honored. I’m flonored.
Thank YOU, Dan Shaughnessy. Or rather I should say, please, it’s my pleasure.
I made my usual appearance on The Bax and O’Brien show, Rock 102 FM, Thursday morning, October 8th. Things were going fine - we talked some ball, previewed the playoffs, made fun at the expense of professional athletes who are way more successful than me and could kick my ass. Then things just got...ridiculous. And alotta early morning laughs, from outta the blue, with nothing to do with baseball, were had. LISTEN FOR YOURSELF HERE.
Much like gong to the DQ, it’s worth the trip. Or listen. Promise.