Couldn’t ask for a better blessing than Shaughnessy cutting some bowl rope on top of “Pocket Money”. It’s the kiss for good luck any New England Sports Nitwit like myself would want. It’s almost become an annual tradition; we make the show, CHB sees the promo 976,000 times, steams out on it in one of his little “Kibbles ‘n Bits” columns, therefore giving it the “If Shaughnessy Hates It Then It Can’t Be That Bad” Seal of Approval. WIN! Thanks, Dan..and GFY!
Also of interest...
People are giving TFB a hard time because his hair this season is a little Justin Beiberiffic. Well, at least HE DIDN’T GO SEE THE BEIBS IN CONCERT! Unlike a rival AFC East QB... I don’t care if the Jets win 700-3 against the Pats, at least Brades didn’t see The Beibs.
That Boob Apron video that debuted here on Townie News last week went banonkers (bananas + bonkers), and has gotten over 1.1 million views on the YuTube. Nice work, peoples.
And be on the lookout for the most kickass t-shirt we’ve produced to date, maybe the most kickass TFB and Patriots shirt ever, dropping here on Townie News for a special introductory price of only $12, sometime in the next day or two. Hmm...why would it be a special price of $12? I wonder what could have inspired that...
Following the nice lil’ shitstorm we whipped up with our Hard Cocks: Episode 1 review, here’s a well-overdue double-episode reviewtacular. Enjoy. Let’s go Pats. And GFY.
And remember folks, this is all, much like the idea of the Jets going to the Super Bowl, a joke.
Each week I’ll be twittering my way through the latest episode of “Hard Knocks with the New York Jets” (@fitzygfy), then providing a detailed, “totally unbiased” review of the episode. Because really, who better to provide commentary and fair-minded insight on the bold, brash and blustery Jets than a mouthy half-drunk New England patriots supahfan, right?
Seriously, before someone else valuable gets knocked out in Game 5.
And hey, Sawx, what bettah way to roll into the Skanks weekend series than on the heels of a sweepy finish to the Halo series. Rally time, you humps!
Also - don’t forget to check us out shooting POCKET MONEY, giving away piles of Uncle NESN’s cash, around Fanuel Hall Friday the 7th from 10a-2p, then outside Fenway from 4-730p. What better way to honor your mom than by getting on TV, trying to win money for flowers and brunch, then making an ass of yourself?
And the laugh of the week comes from, who else, JETS FANS! The greatest source of laughter this Earth has provided us since the banana peel.
...I think Rex Ryan is pretty effin’ funny. Now before you lose your shit or wonder what I’m smoking or who’s brainwashed me or what watermelon pod was discovered by my bedside last night, just allow for this; if you think of sports in entertainment terms then Rex Ryan is perhaps the best vintage villainous WWF wrestling manager working today. He’s gotten our blood boiling from Day 1, making sure the Pats/Jets rivalry continues to escalate. And he wasted no time in starting shit with the Dolphins, making him THE bad guy of the division. Then, following the Jets playoff run, he has the stones to taunt the Dolphins fans at an MMA event IN MIAMI last Saturday night. He might be a flaming a-hole with an aversion to salad, but his cache of entertaining villainy is expanding as quickly as his waistline. And it kinda cracks me up. Check this interview out...
Funny shit. I still hate his team, but this guy might be alright for the entertainment of the game.
That said, again, I can’t say enough how the Pats need to sign Wilfork. He’s one of ur most important, and entertaining, and buffet-busting figures as well. What do I have to do, make a video about this shit? OK, fine!
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