I Understand The Sawx Wanna Win As Much As The Skanks…

...but do we have to take on their vocal sloppy seconds?



OK, great.  He can sing pretty and shit.  But can he bat cleanup?

Nice run, Nomah.

Nomah calls it quits, in a Sawx uniform, no less. Nice call.

Dood...you’ll always be one of my favorites.  Sorry you weren’t there for the big one.  But Sawx fans will always have a big fat soft spot for you.  ‘Cuz you’re Nomah!

The Best Red Sox Ads Not On Your TV Box

This is one of those “a friend of a friend of a guy I went to high school with who used to know the guy who got us in to the movies free and also got free handies from this broad who worked 2-for-1 night at the local so she gave us actually 4-for-1” kinda deals, but basically someone I know knows someone who made these kickass TV commercials for the Red Sox, except they’re not on TV (I know, takes a real rocket surgeon to figure that shit out, right?) Anyway, give ‘em a watch, spread ‘em around, tell your friends, and let’s see if the kinda commercials that speak to us New England Sports Nitwits (do the acronym!) one day make it on the air.  Or at least get this guy some work.  Because if this crapass site came with a LIKE button I’d definitely hit it, like your mom, at least twice.  Anyway, enjoy...and go fahk yourself.

Red Sox - Yankees suck from Dave Kuhl on Vimeo.

Red Sox - Office from Dave Kuhl on Vimeo.

Red Sox - Cop from Dave Kuhl on Vimeo.

Just Something to Watch

Still can’t figure out what to say, or do about, or who to root for, regarding this Sunday’s Pats Fans’ Nightmare Bowl.  I figure the same’s true for you.  So let’s think about baseball for a minute - kinda like you do when you’re in a situation and you need to not pitch a downstairs tent.  Baseball’s: the great distractionary and non-sexual pasttime!

Anyway, here’s Big Papi on Jimmy Fallon’s show last week.  He’s pretty entertaining, and aside from taking a tip from Jim Rice and wearing sunglasses in studio, he’s looking pretty sharp.  Looks like Usher styled him for the appearance.  He’s kinda funny too.  Anyway, better to watch this than every talking asshead on TV verbally JO-ing on the amazing Jets.  Ugh...what a world, Dorothy.



Pitchers and Catchers report...not soon enough.

So Who’s Playing Third For The Sox in 2010?

I don’t think it’s gonna be this guy...



Mike Lowell doesn’t need headphones to hear what’s up.

...because the Sox just signed this guy.



Word is Beltre is such a wizard with the glove he can make players disappear!

It’s gonna be a fahked up decade in Boston spors, boys and girls.  Get ready.

DaisuClay Matsuzaka…and other shit

Working on a new video, should be up soon.  In the meantime here’s a little gem to tide you over on a Friday - it’s from the sports comedy show in the NYC I dig on, 12 Angry Mascots.  Apparently Dice-K, once the Sox got knocked out of the playoffs, stopped by their show and tried his hand at a new profession.  I think he might have a bright future outside of Gyroballing (and Gyro eating) for the Sox.



Also, here’s my radio interview from The Bax and O’Brien Show this week from Rock 102 FM (rock102.com).  It’s just me and the old man - good times had, non-sequiturs galore, plenty of parties offended.

Back with a new video soon.  GFY!

Things ‘n Stuff ‘n Things ‘n Shit

It’s another one of those “Here’s a bunch of shit about stuff we all like and I don’t know what to call it entries.” HOORAY BEER!

I hope on Sunday the Pats play the part of New Mexico and treat the Dolphins like BYU.

Here’s this week’s interview with The Bax and O’Brien Show on Rock 102 FM where we discover the best way for a Sox fan to get over the Yanks’ winning #27 is to make fun of everyone, scream and yell about everything, and then turn your attention to the Pats.

Quick question: is it me or does this picture of TFB from Saturday’s Boston Gobe look like the cover to an album he released in the 1970’s?



Tom Brady: I Light Up Your Life, And Your Secondary

Our guy who does NFL picks on the site, The Flood (yes, it is actually somebody else and not me) is out this week, so here’s my actual half-ass picks for Sunday for all of you looking for one last idiot’s opinion before you wager your savings or make your suicide/elimination pool picks (I dunno the latest spreads but I bet I pick over .500 - if I don’t, and you come to the Fundraiser I’m hosting in Milford next Friday and tell me I didn’t and that I cost you then I’ll buy your beers):

The Real Hosuewives of Hotlanta over Racist Name for Native Americans In Our Nation’s Capitol

Formerly Chicago now in Arizona Cardinals over Dr. Diabetes and his Huggy Bears

The Ochocinqo News Networkers over Flacco Industries and the Ray-Ray Stabbers

Houston over Seyton Manning and his Midwestern Hell Minions, OUTRIGHT

PATS!!!

Go Pack Go over The Succaneers

The Finally LJ-less KC Masterpiece over The We’ll Be In LA Before 2014 Jaguars

The Unbeaten Until Monday November 30th Taints over Captain INT and his Silver and Turquoise Cats

Seahawks over The Lions in the Must TiVo Game of the Week!!!

Mike Singletary’s Pants over Jeff Fisher’s Mustache

The Guy Who Ended Up in San Diego over The Turd Who Refused To Play in San Diego

Philly over Dallas

And the P over D party rocks on with Pitt over Denver

Let’s Go Pats!  GFY everyone else!!!

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LET’S GO, TEAM PLAYING AGAINST THE SKANKS IN THE WORLD SERIES!  Go get ‘em, guys who have a chance to drive a chessesteak in the heart of Yankee Universe (or whatever they call that shithole).  You guys are awesome!  You’re amazing!  You’re also the team playing against the Skanks in the Series, therefore I am a HUGE fan.  Also I’ve been looking for a reason to root for Pedro Martinez again, so there’s that too.



Don’t worry, Sox fans still got your back, Petey.  ESPECIALLY against the Skanks.

And no, Mazz, absolutely not.  No way, for any of your convoluted “I have the Sox and their fans best interests at heart and also need to sell newspapers” reasons would I ever root for the Yanks.  No way.  No how.  No effin’ thanks.  Real decent Sox fans should be plenty interested and tune in regardless, even if that means we go 0-162 (god forbid) while the Skanks do the exact opposite.  Root for the Skanks...they oughta suspend your journalistic rabble-rousing license, you hump!

The Ted Williams Halloween Costume - Only $19.99!

Yeah, I’m with Deadspin (no homo); upsetting to some as it may be this might be one of the greatest Halloween costumes ever.



Partially Abused Frozen Head not included.