If After Their Baby…

...TFB can play QB like Gisele models in a bikini then see you at Super Bowl 45, kids!  Wow...just wow.



Just a reminder that less than a year ago a human came out of her.  Damn.  Go Pats indeed.

Who’s The Man?

5-for-5, 3 HRs, Win Rescued, Sweep Avoided.  LASER SHOW, that’s who.



From Friday’s Globe..."But, lest anyone get confused about his ability to go deep in Little League, Pedroia offered, “Oh, yeah, I hit a lot of bombs. Don’t kid yourself.’’

Lil’ Dusty, BIG STICK.

Fuck.

Anyone know if the “Shit I Can Use To Gouge My Eyes Out Store” is still open?

Final Thoughts on the Celtics Run, Mile High Crapelbon and More…

Here’s this week’s radio interview - phoned in but not phoned in - talking Celts, Sawx and other shit, on The Bax and O’Brien Show.  I think you’ll enjoy, else your 10-12 minutes back!

Good luck coming to collect on that.

Also, I find this entire series to be right in my wheelhouse; simple, obvious, juvenile broad comedy.  HIGH FAHKIN’ FIVE indeed!

Immediate Crapelbon LossWash

I was kinda numb since late last Thursday night (pretty sure people can figure out why), until Crapelbon blew it like a Mile High vuvuzela Wednesday night in Colorado.  That woke me up like someone stepping on my nuts while pouring boiling water in my ear.  Really, what an asshole!  Blowing the win against Jiminez.  If you just suffered through his second double-ding-dong walk-off blown save of the season then YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO TO WASH THE HORRIBLE TASTE AD PAIN AWAY IMMEDIATELY!

Also, I’ll be on The Bax and O’Brien Show at 8:05 in the AM Thursday the 25th to close the book on the C’s and get my double-decker bitch on about Crapelbon. 

The Refs Can Take Our Championship…

...but they can never take this away from us.



So at least we got that going for us.  Which is nice.

Helluva run, Celtics.  Helluva run.  Nobody saw you old humps going as far as you did, within minutes of another title.  Pretty farging impressive.  The sour grapes in our mouths today will not diminish how much fun it was watching you guys hop in the “Cocoon” pool and go for it.  I had fun, and I know millions of others who did too.  And with the lemons that life, the Lakers and the referees have given us today I shall make lemonade, and pour some boozahol into it.

BTW, thanks, Lakers fans, for doing what I’d hoped the Celtics would have done, metaphorically, and burning LA.  Idiots.

Also, Phil Jackson is a smug prick.  Perfect coach for Kobe.  Just sayin’...

GAME 7

Fitzy’s Feisty, Fiery, Frequency Modulated Game 7 Preview

For your mid-day, pre-game, “Beat LA!” listening pleasures, my friends...



And lest we forget, Celtics fans, that a win tonight not only secures banner #18, but it also prevents LA from hoisting banner #16.  All about the West Coast Win-Win tonight.  California, show me love!

Hey Phil Jackson…

So, the Celtics “know how to lose in the 4th quarter” eh?  Seems you guys are pretty good at it too, bub.  Just one final thought on the subject...



See you in Game 6, shithead.

Shrek and Donkey Photo Caption Contest

Time for another GFY Photo Caption Contest.  Best caption as to what Big Baby and Lil’ Nate are saying, or thinking, or just the best damn caption period, wins a WHITE WES WELKER SHIRT, size of their choice, courtesy of your friends at Townie News.  Winner chosen Tuesday, June 15th, Noon O’Clock (12pm) EST.  Good luck, think outside the box, have at it, get silly, let your freak flag fly, and as always, go fahk yerself.