Jets/Colts for the AFC Championship? Anyone wanna go see “Leap Year” next Sunday? My treat!
Shall I prepare bunk beds, Kool Aid and Nikes for all us Pats fans out there? Can’t get much worse than this.
FMNFLL!!!
Yes, I’m so excited we beat the Chargers I’m gonna eat an ice cream Sunday THIS TALL.”
Hey, it could be worse; I could be Nate Kaeding right now. Yeesh.
Where’s that little fuckin’ fruitwhistle, Kaeding, huh? Where is he? I am gonna shit in his mouth. KAEDING! Show yourself, you nine-year old looking fuck! Come out here! I will shove a football so far up your ass you’ll cough and see Roger Goodell’s signature. KAEDING!
I’ll leave you with this no-brainer, Pats fans; GO SAINTS!
The fallout from the Patriots debacle continues. Look what you did, Pats! You made Jack Bauer get in a dress on national TV. One of TV’s best tough guys, and pop-culture’s best bad boys, sporting a sundress because you couldn’t sport an effort, at home. Oh the shame, Patriots. Oh the shame.
BTW - I got, outright (spread withstanding) - Saints / Colts / Cowboys / Chargers - this weekend. Who you got?
He’s right. And which Pats fan or player would argue with him after that asstacular of an effort Sunday. Cripes, the friggin’ guy played slot receiver, punt returner AND cornerback for the Pats in their run up to, and including, Super Bowl 39. So hes like the Pats version of EF Hutton; when he talks people better fahkin’ listen!
Dan Patrick, The Ghost of Tony Dungy, and Human Growth Harrison colorfully recap and analyze the Patriots’ brutal loss to the Ravens in the playoffs this past weekend.
Why not take pleasure in almost 7 minutes of other people’s pain, agony and mishaps? Because yeah, after the Baltimore Bedshitting this is what it’s come down to.
In addition to Kelley Washington acting like an ungrateful cocksmoker...Ray Lewis hooting and hollering...feeling like our souls just got hogtied and gangbanged...wondering what’s wrong with our team...we get this; a Ravens fan so happy his team beat the Pats that he runs through an electric fence wearing a dog’s shock collar. I’m glad he shows us what it literally feels like, because I feel like I strapped it to my googily sack and ran through it, anked, 500 times (thanks to the high-quality Yahoo football blog, Shutdown Corner, on this one)
And what’s this shit about there being tons of Ravens fans at the game and tix maybe not sellng out and the tailgate blowing? Simmons said it in his Monday BS Report, and Vince Wilfork said it felt like a road game - WTF, Pats fans? Boy howdy and FML, we got a lot of work to do. ALL OF US.
OK, before I drive a stolen car into a ditch here’s something funny for all of us...cuz I need a laugh like the Pats need a 3rd receiver.
Actual Associated Press photograph of Ray Rice scoring his 83-yard 1st play from scrimmage touchdown Sunday inside Gillette Stadium.
Wow. That hurt. THAT...REALLY...HURT.
Gonna need a day or two to figure out what to say about that one.
FU - Fahkin’ Update - Working on a new video, or 3. Gotta try and make sense of what in the flaming hogballs happened, where things are at, and take stock of the rest of these (DAMNIT!) Patriots-free playoffs.
How’s everyone’s ass feeling? Mine’s still soaring.
